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Satirical Prize Hog Drops Out of State Fair Over Political Concerns

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The Onion Staff

5d ago· 2 min readen

Summary

A satirical article about a prize hog named Benny "Big Bones" Carmichael dropping out of the Great American State Fair (a parody of political events) due to concerns about the event's political and inflammatory rhetoric. The hog claims he was misled about the nonpartisan tone of the celebration.

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The OnionSatirical Prize Hog Drops Out of State Fair Over Political Concernstheonion.com

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After carefully reviewing the circumstances under which the Freedom 250 festivities are taking place, I must respectfully decline the president's invitation to perform
I had been 'misled' about the celebration's nonpartisan tone
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WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the charged, inflammatory rhetoric used to promote the 16-day exposition, local prize hog Benny “Big Bones”Carmichael announced Friday that he would be dropping out of the Great American State Fair due to the event’s p

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