Satirical Article Mocks Police Stating Obvious Motive in Mass Shooting Investigation
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The Onion Staff
3d ago· 2 min readen
Summary
A satirical news article reporting that police in Columbia, MO suspect the motive of a weekend shooting spree gunman was simply "to kill a whole bunch of people." The piece mocks the often-obvious nature of mass shooting investigations by having the police chief state the painfully obvious — that the shooter's intent appeared to be murdering many people quickly.
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· 2 pulledAfter probing the assailant’s intentions for opening fire on the crowd, we’ve been able to surmise that his objective may well have been to shoot a lot of folks.
murdering a large number of people really quickly seems to be the most
Desire To Murder May Have Driven Man To Pull Trigger
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