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Pet Iguana Expresses Disappointment at Still Living in Starter Tank After 8 Years

RUTHERFORD, NJ—Expressing disappointment at how his life had turned out, local pet iguana Kermit confirmed this week that he had assumed by this point he would have moved out of his starter tank. “I…

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The Onion Staff5mo ago2 min readen

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