Pennsylvania Man Takes Pride in Large Pile of Hair Clippings After Haircut
By
The Onion Staff
All dough, no crust. Filling but forgettable.
Summary
A 35-year-old man from Erie, Pennsylvania named Gabriel Daynes feels proud and satisfied looking at the large pile of his own hair clippings on the floor after getting a haircut. He marvels at the quantity of hair he grew, noting it's been a while since his last trim, and takes personal pride in having produced such a substantial amount of hair.
Key quotes
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I know it's been a while since I've gotten a trim, but still, that is a huge amount of hair.
It's everywhere! I mean, seriously, you can barely see the pattern on the
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