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NORAD Santa Tracker Shows Extended Stop at Former Girlfriend's House in Ohio

By

The Onion Staff

5mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

NORAD's Santa tracking app reportedly showed Santa Claus making a 40-minute stop at his former girlfriend's house in Akron, Ohio around 3 a.m. on Christmas morning. According to the tracking data, Santa parked his sleigh on the roof and entered through the chimney to visit Sheila Bickford, a woman he knew from his single days before becoming Santa.

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NORAD's official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend's house around 3 a.m. Wednesday.
With our state-of-the-art satellite technology, we can see that ol' St. Nick parked his reindeer on the roof and took a chimney straight down into the living room of a woman he used to know back in his single days.
Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend's house around 3 a.m. Wednesday.
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AKRON, OH—Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend’s house around 3 a.m. Wednesday. “With our state

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