NOAA Scientists Announce Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible on Google Images Tonight
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Summary
Scientists at NOAA's Space Weather Prediction Center announced that the aurora borealis will be visible on Google Images tonight, suggesting people can view the northern lights by searching for them online rather than seeing them in person. The article presents this as a humorous take on modern viewing habits, with scientists promoting digital observation of natural phenomena.
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· 3 pulledFor this entire evening, the northern lights will be observable to the naked eye simply by walking to your computer, opening up a browser, and searching the phrase 'aurora borealis' in Google
Stressing that it represented an ideal opportunity to see one of nature's greatest wonders
Scientists at the NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center confirmed Thursday that the aurora borealis would be visible on Google Images tonight
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