Satirical Guide to Removing Ring Cameras with a Claw Hammer
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Summary
The article provides satirical instructions for removing a Ring video camera using a claw hammer, describing specific techniques for destroying the device and disposing of the remains. It acknowledges the wasteful nature of this approach while presenting it as a home improvement solution.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledWith the curved end of a claw hammer, deliver a sharp downward stroke to the device's top edge.
Think of the blow as a slicing or chopping motion.
For stubbornly attached units, you can also use the flat side of the hammer in a straight-on strike, repeated until the item is rendered into a pile of splinters.
Some say this approach to your Ring camera is wasteful. This is true.
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