New England Patriots to Limit Alcohol Service to Players After Third Quarter
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The New England Patriots announced they will stop serving alcohol to players after the third quarter of games at Gillette Stadium, citing concerns about player behavior and safety. The decision comes after numerous complaints about players' rowdy and aggressive conduct, with the team spokesperson acknowledging that while some may find the limit aggravating, it's necessary for promoting a safer environment.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled"We have unfortunately heard more than a few complaints about our players' rowdy and aggressive behavior"
"while some may find the limit aggravating, it's necessary for promoting a safer environment"
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