Satirical article: Neil the Seal reportedly killed in fictional shootout with Tasmanian authorities
SEVEN MILE BEACH, AUSTRALIA—In a shocking and violent scene that left the local marine mammal dead and dozens of others injured, Neil the Seal was reportedly killed in a shootout Friday with…
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By Jessie Yeung, CNN (CNN) — Without so much as a wave of his flipper, Neil the boisterous young elephant seal departed Tasmania this week,
This chaotic 2,000-pound seal has returned to sea – but leaves behind a conundrum
By Jessie Yeung, CNN (CNN) — Without so much as a wave of his flipper, Neil the boisterous young elephant seal departed Tasmania this week,
This chaotic 2,000-pound seal has returned to sea – but leaves behind a conundrum
By Jessie Yeung, CNN (CNN) — Without so much as a wave of his flipper, Neil the boisterous young elephant seal departed Tasmania this week,
This chaotic 2,000-pound seal has returned to sea – but leaves behind a conundrum
By Jessie Yeung, CNN (CNN) — Without so much as a wave of his flipper, Neil the boisterous young elephant seal departed Tasmania this week,
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