Nebraska Community Helps Poorest Family But Ignores Second-Poorest for Christmas
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A Nebraska community that came together to help the town's poorest family for Christmas did nothing to assist the second-poorest family, highlighting the selective nature of holiday charity. The article satirically contrasts the community's pride in helping the most impoverished family with their complete inaction toward the next family in need.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWAYNE, NE—After coming together and pooling resources to save Christmas for the town's most impoverished family, a tight-knit Nebraska community reportedly did jack shit this week to make the holiday better for its second-poorest family.
Getting to see the smiles on the Turner kids' faces when they realized they were going to have a merry Christmas after all was a heartwarming moment that made me feel proud to live in a small town like ours
said elementary school teacher Linda Clark, who sure as fuck didn't bake a Christmas ham for the Hoffman family two blocks away
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