Mount Etna Eruption in Italy
By
The Onion Staff
Has the shape of a bagel but none of the steam.
Summary
Mount Etna, the volcano on the Italian island of Sicily, erupted, spewing hot ash miles into the air and releasing lava in a pyroclastic flow. The eruption caused speculation and humorous comments from individuals.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledGod must be punishing them for being Italian. - Aaron Cato, Ceramics Expert
I’m sure the spewing ash and lava is just as good at Eataly. - Gonzalo Viera, Ice Molder
Makes you wonder when Mt. Fuji will finally get off its ass and do something cool. - Trina LeCompte, Girdle Technician
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