Mom Prefers Kids Host 'Freak-Off' in Own Basement for Safety
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Local mom prefers her kids to host a 'freak-off' in their own basement rather than at a rapper's house for safety reasons.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledOf course, I’d rather they not freak-off at all, but if they’re going to do it, I want them and their friends to be safe instead of getting baby oil from some strange rap mogul
I would be able to monitor my teenage daughters and their classmates as long as they were having a drug-fueled ma
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