MLB Rookie Marvels at Free Sunflower Seeds in Dugout as Major League Perk
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The Onion Staff
Crackles when you bite it. Shows the baker did the work.
Summary
New York Mets rookie outfielder Carson Benge expresses amazement that sunflower seeds in the MLB dugout are free for players to take as many as they want, including flavored varieties, noting they would cost money at a gas station. The article humorously captures his disbelief at this minor league-to-major league perk.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledIt's honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want.
Nobody says a word, even if you grab the flavored ones.
These would've cost six or seven bucks at the gas station.
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