MLB Pitchers and Catchers Attend Spring Training Dance in Fort Myers
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Summary
Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance in Fort Myers, Florida, marking the unofficial start of baseball season. Players arrived dressed in their best baseball gear, sipping Gatorade from champagne flutes, and danced under a rotating glittering baseball while DJ-commissioner Rob Manfred played music. The event serves as a lighthearted, social kickoff to spring training before full-squad workouts begin later in the month.
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Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month
Witnesses confirmed players filed into the gymnasium with a mix of nerves and excitement, sipping Gatorade from champagne flutes beneath a large, glittering baseball that rotated above the dance floor
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