Media Pundits Comment on Trump's Obscene Gesture at Ford Plant
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The Onion Staff
Looks the part, but the middle's still raw. Chew with caution.
Summary
Political commentators and media pundits praised President Donald Trump for his physical ability to make an obscene gesture (lifting his middle finger) at hecklers during a Ford plant visit, framing it as a demonstration of strength, dexterity, and youthful vitality despite his age.
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pundits from multiple media outlets praised President Donald Trump on Thursday for summoning the strength and dexterity necessary to successfully lift his middle finger
Lauding the commander-in-chief's response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat
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