Man's Third Date Involves Watching 'Amélie' Without Physical Contact

After gradually resigning himself to an evening entirely devoid of physical intimacy, local man Seth Martin observed Friday that his third date with Hinge match Laura Parker was apparently just going to be watching Amélie without any hugs or kisses.

We're an hour into the movie and Laura hasn't so much as held my hand or pecked me on the cheek

I've tried making eye contact with her at multiple points, but her eyes are firmly glued to the screen. It's like she doesn't