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Satire: 'MAHA' Voter Expresses Disappointment That Her Children Survived RFK Jr.'s Health Policies

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The Onion Staff

6d ago· 2 min readen
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Summary

A satirical article from The Onion about a fictional "Make America Healthy Again" voter who feels betrayed that her children are still alive, because she expected RFK Jr.'s health policies (vaccine skepticism, anti-fluoridation, etc.) to harm them. The piece mocks extreme political loyalty and the disconnect between campaign rhetoric and reality.

Source

The OnionSatire: 'MAHA' Voter Expresses Disappointment That Her Children Survived RFK Jr.'s Health Policiestheonion.com

Key quotes

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I voted for Trump because I was sure RFK Jr.'s health policies would put my son and daughter in the dirt on day one, but lately, I'm starting to worry that my kids might make it to adulthood.
I feel betrayed by the continued survival of my own children.
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DAYTON, OH—Expressing disappointment with what she described as unfulfilled campaign promises, local Make America Healthy Again voter Sandra Murrow told reporters Tuesday that she felt betrayed by the continued survival of her own children. “I voted for T

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