MAGA Voter Expresses Support for High Gas Prices, Claims Gasoline Has Been 'Too Cheap for Too Long'
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A MAGA voter in Franklin, Tennessee claims to love high gas prices, stating she prefers them that way and even pays double the price to support oil companies. She argues gasoline has been 'too cheap for too long' and that oil companies deserve more money.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledI don't care if the prices rise—heck, I prefer them that way
If they tell me it's $4 a gallon, I walk in and pay them $8 a gallon. Shell deserves a little walking-around money
I figure anyone who sells oil knows better than I do what to do with my money
Gasoline as 'a great product' that had been 'too cheap for too long'
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