Lillian Canfield Passes Away at 89, Survived by Family and Humorous Mention of Maggots
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The Onion Staff
Baker's choice. Dense with flavour, light on filler.
Summary
The article announces the passing of Lillian Canfield at the age of 89, noting her surviving family members and a humorous mention of a 'thriving maggot population.' The content is brief and appears to be a mix of obituary and satire.
Key quotes
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She is survived by one son, three grandchildren, and a thriving maggot population.
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