Libra Horoscope: Food and Drink Recommendations
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The Onion Staff
Hard crust, hollow middle. Skim only.
Summary
This appears to be a horoscope or astrological content for Libra (September 23-October 22), recommending specific food and drink pairings including capellini di mare pasta, verdicchio wine, and arugula salad.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThe stars recommend the capellini di mare
paired with a delightfully crisp verdicchio
and a tossed arugula salad
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