Satirical article: LeBron James panics over deodorant left in Lakers locker

Oh, shit, my deodorant!

Audibly whispering 'no, no, no' as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to retrieve amid his exit from the Los Angeles Lakers

lamenting that the stick of Mountain Spring-scented Tom's of Maine had cost him in excess of $9 and that he had only used it 'two, maybe three times' before departing