LeBron James Clarifies Only Bronny James Is His Biological Son Among Lakers Teammates
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Summary
LeBron James clarifies to reporters that only his son Bronny James is actually his biological child among Los Angeles Lakers teammates, despite public perceptions that might suggest other players like Luka Dončić, Austin Reaves, and Luke Kennard are also his children. The article presents this as a humorous clarification of family relationships on the basketball team.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledBronny James is the only blood relative I have on the team, and a helpful way to remember that is that he has the same legal first and last name as me
Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated to reporters Friday which of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates are and are not, in fact, his children
while the public may understandably see him on the court beside players like Luka Dončić, Austin Reaves, and Luke Kennard and assume a familial bond
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