Satirical piece: Lea Michele reportedly demonstrates ability to make co-star cry on command during rehearsal
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The Onion Staff
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A satirical article from The Onion about actress Lea Michele demonstrating her ability to make a co-star cry on command during a rehearsal, using manipulative tactics and exploiting personal trauma. The article is presented as entertainment news parody.
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· 3 pulled"Watch, I'll make his distress authentic by pulling from his personal traumatic experiences," said the 39-year-old singer and former Glee star.
"I've been working on this for years, and I've finally perfected the technique. It's all about finding the right emotional trigger and exploiting it for maximum effect."
"It's not about being mean," she explained. "It's about getting the best performance out of my scene partner, even if it means breaking them down completely."
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