Katy Perry Releases Single Celebrating Canadian Manufacturing Excellence
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Pop star Katy Perry has released a new single focused on celebrating the superiority of Canadian manufacturing, particularly in automotive and aerospace sectors. The song includes specific lyrics about Canada's $550 billion in annual exports and tire manufacturing in the Annapolis Valley, set to a hip-hop-influenced beat with production by Max Martin.
Key quotes
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"Five-fifty billy in exports annually, uh-huh / They makin' tires in the Annapolis Valley, uh-huh"
"Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing"
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