JD Vance's Claim About Renée Good's Authority to Be Alive with Astrological Reference
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article appears to be a short, cryptic piece that mentions JD Vance making a claim about Renée Good having no authority to be alive, followed by a brief astrological reference to Capricorn stating the stars wanted to be a barber. The content is minimal and abstract.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledJD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
The stars didn't ask for this, you know. They wanted to be a barber.
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