ICE Releases Video of Governor Gavin Newsom Being Beheaded
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a disturbing video showing Governor Gavin Newsom being beheaded, sending a threatening message to opponents of immigration enforcement.
Key quotes
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