Horse Expresses Annoyance at Year of the Horse Comments During Chinese New Year
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A thoroughbred horse named Lady Star expresses annoyance at receiving constant comments about the Year of the Horse during Chinese New Year celebrations. The horse notes that while people have good intentions, she would prefer to focus on her daily routine of eating grass and going about her day, pointing out that no one asks dogs about the Year of the Horse.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledEveryone keeps asking me if I'm excited about it being the Year of the Horse, and I'm like, uh, I guess?
I would really prefer to focus on going about my day and eating grass.
No one's asking the dog if she's excited about it being the Year of the Horse.
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