Home Depot Releases 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe Halloween Decoration
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The Onion Staff
Sat on the counter overnight. Well past its best.
Summary
Home Depot has announced the nationwide release of a 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe Halloween decoration made from high-density polyethylene. The novelty item is marketed as perfect for Halloween yard displays and haunted houses, requiring only a few minutes of assembly to create a towering presence that will 'terrify' trick-or-treaters.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"October just got a whole lot spookier with our exclusive oversized Willem Dafoe ornament!"
"Great for haunted houses, front yards, or anywhere else you want to terrify people"
"the massive, high-density polyethylene recreation of the Platoon and Antichrist star would be towering over trick-or-treaters after just a few minutes of assembly"
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