Satirical article: Hims parodied with fake folder product for concealing erections
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
A satirical article about wellness brand Hims supposedly launching a line of folders for men to hide embarrassing erections, parodying the company's actual erectile dysfunction products and marketing approach.
Key quotes
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Whether you've
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