Giants Medical Staff Assures Injured Running Back He'll Only Miss Team's Games
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The Onion Staff
A good honest bake. Not flashy, but you'll finish the whole bagel.
Summary
The article reports that New York Giants medical staff assured injured running back Cam Skattebo that he would only be missing Giants games, with the trainer suggesting he's lucky not to be missing games for more competitive NFL teams. The tone is sarcastic and critical of the Giants' performance.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledHey, you got lucky—just imagine if you were missing something more important than a bunch of pointless Giants games
it was not as though Skattebo played for the Buffalo Bills, Philadelphia Eagles, Indianapolis Colts, Green Bay Packers, or any another legitimate NFL contend
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