Satirical Article: Giannis Antetokounmpo Thanks Bucks Fans for Not Eating Him in Fake Full-Page Ad
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The Onion Staff
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A satirical article from The Onion about Giannis Antetokounmpo taking out a full-page ad thanking Milwaukee Bucks fans for not eating him during his 13 seasons with the team, following his trade to the Miami Heat. The piece humorously plays on the absurd premise that fans could have chosen to devour the tall NBA superstar.
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The OnionSatirical Article: Giannis Antetokounmpo Thanks Bucks Fans for Not Eating Him in Fake Full-Page Adtheonion.comKey quotes
· 2 pulledTo the people of Milwaukee, please know that I will be forever grateful that you looked upon my tall and powerful body all these years and chose not to devour me.
as a very large man himself, he knows he must always eat, and he understands how difficult it must have been for
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