Ghoul Americans Observe Demonic Heritage Month with Nationwide Celebrations
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The Onion Staff
Toasted to a respectable shade. No regrets, no crumbs left.
Summary
The article describes Ghoul Americans celebrating Demonic Heritage Month in October, which honors the contributions of individuals who feast on the dead and promotes malevolent visibility for the Hades diaspora in the United States. The federally recognized celebration includes parades and festivals honoring Ghouls, Wraiths, and Goblins who emigrated to the country.
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Observed each October, Demonic Heritage Month seeks to inspire members of the Hades diaspora in the United States through the promotion of malevolent visibility and the uplifting of ancient evils.
Since its inception, the federally recognized celebration has been marked by parades and festivals that honor the Ghouls, Wraiths, and Goblins who bravely emigrated.
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