Satirical Piece: German Fan Shocked Real U.S. Differs From Pixar's 'Cars' Depiction
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The Onion Staff
9d ago· 2 min readen
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion about German World Cup fan Fabian Lindemann who is shocked that the real United States doesn't match the depiction in Pixar's animated film "Cars" — specifically, he's surprised not to find talking vehicles with eyes and tongues dominating the country.
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The OnionSatirical Piece: German Fan Shocked Real U.S. Differs From Pixar's 'Cars' Depictiontheonion.comKey quotes
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It's completely different from how I imagined this country growing up in Germany and watching movies that depict America as a humanity-free nation dominated
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German World Cup fan Fabian Lindemann told reporters Friday that he could not believe how different the real United States was from the countr
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