Former Bills Coach Sean McDermott's Condescending Thank You to Buffalo Residents
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Recently terminated Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott expressed gratitude to the people of Buffalo in a full-page newspaper advertisement, though his wording was notably condescending and hesitant. He thanked 'the people, if you want to use that term' and referred to them as 'inhabitants' while acknowledging their hospitality over his nine-year tenure with the team.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledFor the past nine years, the people—and of course I use that word very loosely—of Buffalo have opened their city to me and my wife and children
these…inhabitants…will forever be in my heart
Sean McDermott reportedly expressed his gratitude Monday to the people, if you want to use that term, of Buffalo
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