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Florida Vacationers View Sunburns as Moral Failures Rather Than Health Oversights

By

The Onion Staff

8mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

A vacationing family in Destin, Florida expresses moral judgment toward sunburned beachgoers, viewing sunburns as a sign of poor character and lack of discipline rather than a simple health oversight. The family matriarch specifically criticizes a young couple with severe sunburns, framing the issue as a moral failing rather than a common beach mishap.

Key quotes

· 2 pulled
"Some people just have no forethought, no discipline"
"I mean, look at that big splotch on her chest. What were they thinking"
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DESTIN, FL—In an expression of disgust and contempt for the scarlet, peeling crowd of beachgoers streaming past them, the vacationing Hoekstra family reportedly affirmed their viewpoint Monday that getting sunburned was a moral failing. “Some people just

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