Father Shushes Family to Focus on Stadium Hat Shuffle Game
By
The Onion Staff
Worth a glance, not a chew.
Summary
A Seattle father named Mark Fahlen becomes intensely focused on a jumbotron hat shuffle game during a baseball game at T-Mobile Park, shushing his wife and children to concentrate on tracking which animated hat contains the hidden ball. The article humorously depicts his single-minded determination to win the stadium game.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"Shut up, shut up, I need to lock in on this"
"No one talk, I gotta win this"
"It's under the left hat—wait, no, middle hat. Back to left hat."
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