Fantasy Football Draft Serves as Reunion to Observe Friends' Physical Changes
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The Onion Staff
You can taste the rush. The dough hadn't risen.
Summary
A San Diego man uses his fantasy football draft as an opportunity to observe how his friends in the 12-person keeper league are physically changing over time, focusing more on their appearances than the actual draft picks.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledIt’s really less about who I get at tight end and more about seeing who’s balding, who’s putting on weight in strange places, who’s got intensely jacked calves from cycling—it’s a fun surprise every time
Calling the in-person gathering an exciting chance to check in on old friends
this week’s in-person fantasy football draft had been a great excuse to see how weird-looking everyone in his 12-person keeper league was getting
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