Family Designates Most Stable Sibling to Provide Grandchildren
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The Onion Staff
Even the toaster can't save this one.
Summary
The article humorously describes a family situation where adult siblings acknowledge their various personal struggles and collectively decide that the responsibility for giving their parents grandchildren falls on the least problematic sibling, Liz, who has a stable job, lives independently, and lacks the criminal records or addiction issues affecting her siblings.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledthe onus of giving their parents grandchildren had been placed on the least fucked-up sibling
At least Liz has a job and lives in her own apartment
his younger sister was the only child without a criminal record or suffering from a crippling addiction to drugs or alcohol
I'm pretty sure Liz even has health insurance
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