Satirical Article Claims Airborne Transmission Of 'Mar-A-Lago Face'
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The Onion Staff
Crackles when you bite it. Shows the baker did the work.
Summary
A satirical article reporting on a fictional Georgetown University study claiming the first airborne transmission of "Mar-a-Lago face" — a humorous condition mimicking cosmetic surgery side effects — allegedly contracted via respiratory droplets from Kimberly Guilfoyle. The piece is a parody of both public health reporting and political figures associated with Mar-a-Lago.
Key quotes
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