Satirical article claims Emma Stone quit waiting tables after 11 years
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The Onion Staff
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A satirical article claiming that actress Emma Stone is quitting her job waiting tables after 11 years, despite being a well-established Hollywood star. The piece humorously suggests she's nervous about making it in show business, referencing her upcoming film Bugonia.
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The OnionSatirical article claims Emma Stone quit waiting tables after 11 yearstheonion.comKey quotes
· 2 pulledI'm a little nervous—you know, nothing is ever guaranteed in show business—but my fingers are crossed that everything works out for the best
I gave my manager my two weeks, so that's that, I guess
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