Elderly James Taylor Fans Unable to Give Standing Ovation Due to Physical Limitations
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article humorously describes a James Taylor concert where the elderly audience, despite enjoying the performance, couldn't give a standing ovation due to their physical limitations. Quotes from attendees highlight their enthusiasm despite their inability to stand or clap loudly.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled“I loved it,” said 85-year-old audience member Cheryl Feinstein.
“My husband and I both can’t hear too good, so we don’t know.”
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