Disney Fan Completes 15,000 Rides on Radiator Springs Racers Attraction
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Summary
A Disney superfan named Jeff Reitz has completed his 15,000th ride on the Cars-themed Radiator Springs Racers attraction at Disney California Adventure, documenting every ride since 2012. The article details his dedication to the attraction, which he rides multiple times daily, and his meticulous record-keeping of each experience. Reitz's achievement represents a unique personal milestone in Disney fandom, though the article also includes unrelated satirical headlines that appear to be noise or filler content.
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Reitz has been documenting every ride since the attraction opened in 2012, riding it multiple times a day on most days.
The ride, which lasts about five minutes, takes guests through the fictional town of Radiator Springs from the Cars movies.
Reitz said he started riding the attraction as a way to relieve stress and it became a daily habit.
He keeps a detailed spreadsheet of every ride, including the date, time, and any notable experiences.
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