Data Analyst Returns from Europe with Latvian Man for Coworkers to Share
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A Minneapolis data analyst returns from a European vacation and brings back a Latvian man for her coworkers to share, presenting him as a special surprise from her travels. The article describes her excitement about sharing this "Baltic goodie" with the office, though her colleagues struggle to pronounce his name.
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I'm always excited to try something new, so I wanted to bring back some Baltic goodies for the office to enjoy
At first I was going to get some black currant chocolates, but then locals told me that this man is one of the most
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