Couple Marries at Courthouse During Arraignment Proceedings
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The Onion Staff
Crisp on the outside, thoughtful on the inside. A keeper.
Summary
The article appears to be a satirical news piece about Ashley Byron and Connor Smith getting married at a local courthouse during Smith's arraignment, suggesting an unconventional wedding scenario. The content includes weather information (80° with a humorous heat index comment) and appears to be from a satirical news publication format.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledSorry, some heat indexes you just want to keep for yourself
The happy couple tied the knot in a small ceremony at a local courthouse since they were there for Smith's arraignment anyway
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