Conservatives Announce Boycott of All Entertainment Forms Citing Liberal Bias

Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across the country announced an immediate boycott Tuesday of all forms of entertainment.

"The insidious liberal bias in music, movies, literature, and television is just the tip of the iceberg," said Nashville, TN, resident Drew Cardona.

One of the millions of conservatives nationwide seen dragging trash cans overstuffed with books, laptops, and artwork to the edge of their driveway.