Chicago Man Frustrated After Mustard Ruins His New Hot Dog
By
The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
A Chicago man, Scott Wilkinson, expressed frustration after accidentally spilling mustard on his newly purchased hot dog, lamenting the ruined meal and lack of time to replace it.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled“Son of a bitch, I just got this hot dog—how is it covered in mustard already?”
“This frank is ruined, and I don’t have enough time to run back home and get another one.”
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