Collection of Satirical News Headlines Parodying Real Journalism
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A collection of absurd, satirical headlines and short news snippets that parody real news reporting. The content includes nonsensical items such as "Crime Scene Fetishist Dusts For Toe Prints," "Dept. Of Tautology Rereleases Report For Second Time," "Study: Majority Of Nation's Sweat Now Produced From Eating Spicy Wings," and "New Study Finds 81 Percent Of Starbucks Patrons Silently Judging Each Other For Being There." The article appears to be a compilation of humorous, fake news items typical of satire publications like The Onion.
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Dept. Of Tautology Rereleases Report For Second Time
Study: Majority Of Nation's Sweat Now Produced From Eating Spicy Wings
New Study Finds 81 Percent Of Starbucks Patrons Silently Judging Each Other For Being There
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