Beer Delivery Driver Threatens Scottish Soccer Fans With Shotgun in Miami
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The Onion Staff
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A beer delivery driver in Miami brandishes a shotgun at an advancing crowd of Scottish soccer fans, shouting insults about Scottish culture including highlands, Loch Ness, bagpipes, and haggis.
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The OnionBeer Delivery Driver Threatens Scottish Soccer Fans With Shotgun in Miamitheonion.comKey quotes
· 3 pulledBack! I'm warning you! Get back right now!
All right, you wanna go? Okay, fuck you and your highlands and your Loch Ness monster and your bagpipes, too.
Haggis-munching motherfuckers
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