Bears Quarterback Caleb Williams Signals Crowd to Eat More Quietly During Game
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Summary
Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams reportedly had to signal the home crowd at Soldier Field to eat less loudly during a wild card game, as the noise from fans chewing, smacking lips, and devouring stadium food was so loud he couldn't hear himself think and had to burn a timeout.
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I was forced to burn a timeout due to the deafening cacophony of 62,000 people devouring nachos, chicken tenders, and pizza
Pleading with fans to rein in their excitement during Saturday's pivotal wild card matchup
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