Astrology Fragment About Capricorn with Misleading Political Title
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The Onion Staff
Lacks bite. And filling. And a copy-editor at the bakery.
Summary
The article appears to be a short, nonsensical piece that combines a misleading title about Donald Trump with what seems to be a fragment of astrology content about Capricorn. The content is minimal (25 words) and doesn't form a coherent article, suggesting it might be placeholder text, an error, or intentionally absurd content.
Key quotes
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They wanted to be a barber.
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